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[OT] [songs] "La Migra (cruza La Frontera II)" and "Viva President Trump" - Brujeria

​If the  <insert here the worst bad word that you know>  orange guy really builds the Great Wall of USA, I have two useful suggestions for all the Mexicans:  - Walls are really great for wonderful graffiti and are an awesome support for quickies.  I already tried both in different places and walls always work amazingly!  ;)  

It's serious!  You can ask to all the engineers and analysts of buildings here about the sublime importance of a very secure structure for this kind of passionate and intense act.  See what happened with the poor Building 7, tsk tsk!  :(

I don't really recommend the use of instable supports like a Bush, for example.  Nobody should trust Bushes.  Bushes hurt the skin, aren't comfortable, will destroy your clothes and are a treacherous support.  You will probably end in the middle of the plant and it's impossible to be discreet laughing very loud...  Sorry, erotic disasters are pretty fun even when you are the unlucky victim, hahaha!!  ;D

Besos y abrazos!  <3

-  c.   

PS:  -  I swear I never thought USA could have a President even more stupid than the last Bush...  Poor country, poor world!  :(


"La Migra (cruza La Frontera II)"
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¿Cuánto quiere ese coyote?
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Diez mil pesos
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Pa todos
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No, Jefe, Pa cada uno
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Pinché coyote ladrón, hay que joder al güey

Coyotes rateros, te chingan la féria
Siguen al brujo, te llévo por gratis
Trae tú abuela, tú tía, el lelo

Pinches polleros, viven pa' féria
Te cobran tú sueldo y largan tú abuela
La pinche migra te está esperando
Te devuelven despues de una paliza
La migra halló tú abuela en el desierto
La mandaron a Tijuana pegada con palos
El brujo tiene contrabando bien bueno
Numeros de seguro y cartas verdes

La migra la migra
Te pegan bien duro
La migra la migra
Te pica el culo

La misma migra te pasan por lana
Mordidas de féria te compra todo
Siguen al brujo, te llevo al norte
Cuidado con ese alambre cortado
Hay cabron ahi viene la troca
Pa tras pinches pollos ahi viene la migra
Larga tú abuela, correle tia ya
Ya aplastaron el lelo

La migra la migra
te chingan los pollos
La migra la migra te coje en el hoyo
La migra, la migra, la migra, la migra

Lyrics in English:

How much does that coyote want?
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Ten thousand pesos
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For all
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No, Boss,
or each one
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Fucking coyote thief, We have to fuck the idiot

Thieves "Coyotes" they fuck you with the bribery
Follow El Brujo I brought you for free
Bring your grandmother your aunt Elena

Fucking Chickens live for the bribery
Earn your pay and take your grandmother
Fucking Border Patrol is waiting for you
They brought you back with a beating

The border patrol found your grandmother in the desert
They order her to Tijuana bind to sticks
El Brujo has good contraband
Social Secure numbers and green cards

Border patrol Border patrol
They hit you hard
Border patrol Border patrol
They kick your ass

The same border patrol let you pass for money
Some money buy all
Follow El Brujo I'll bring you to the north
Careful with this cut fence
Oh motherfucker, here come's the truck
Go back fucking chickens here come's the border patrol
Carry your grandmother, run aunt
They've already crushed the slow one

The border patrol, the border patrol
They fuck the chickens
The border patrol, the border patrol
They catch you in the hole
The border patrol, the border patrol, the border patrol


"Viva Presidente Trump"  -  Brujeria


Viva Presidente Trump!
Ya sabemos de su onda, que un chingo nos odia,
Su vision es ser el gran pito hitler wilson
Habla mal de mexicanos, ilegales y mojados,
Si llega ser presidente va ver bronca eb cada estado

Long live President Trump
We know the score, he fucking hates us
His vision is to be the big dick Hitler Wilson
He talks shit about Mexicans, aliens and wetbacks
If he becomes president there’ll be trouble in every state

Yo si quiero que llega ser presidente gabacho
Por que el quiere ver guerra igual que nosortros
Yo si quiero que gane el presidente trumpudo
Por que si lo empiensa a huebo nosotros lo acabamos

I actually want him to be president gabacho
Because he wants war and so do we
I want the Trumpy president to win
Because if he starts something, we’re definitely gonna finish it

Oooooodia los mojados, odia mexicanos
Si Trump gana va deportar a todos
Odia mi raza, ama su dinero
Ese guero loco va empesar la guerra

He hates wetbacks, he hates Mexicans
If Trump wins he’ll deport everyone
He hates my race, he loves his money
That crazy güero is going to start a war

Hey don chapo, guarda tu dinero
Pa gratis te lo llevo amarrado como perro
Yo si voto pal guero loco
Por su culpa vamos hacer guerra

Hey Mr. Chapo, keep your money
I’ll bring him to you for free tied up like a dog
I’m voting for the crazy güero
Because of him we’re going to war

El quiere guerra
Igual que yo
Hechando chingasos
Entrale cabron

He wants war
And so do I
Throwing punches
Get in the ring motherfucker

Habla mierda - de mexico
Odia mojados - deportar los
Quiere guerra - entrale cabron
Ya hay soldados metidos en cada pinche rincon!

He talks shit, about Mexico
He hates wetbacks, deport them
He wants war, get in the ring fucker
There are soldiers in every fucking corner

El quiere guerra
Igual que yo
El quiere guerra
Entraqle cabron
Soldados metidos
En cada rincon
Viva presidente trump!

He wants war
And so do I
He wants war
Get in the ring fucker
Soldiers in
Every corner
Long live President Trump!

Haci es cabrones me escucharon bien
Quiero el mas pendejo para presidente gabacho
Si quieres guerra? Entrale mamon
El ejercito esta listo
Con soldados metidos en cada rincon
Viva mexico cabron!

That’s right fuckers, you heard me right
I want the biggest asshole for president gabacho
If you want war, come on you twat
The army is ready
With soldiers in every corner
Viva México Cabron!

"Don't let anyone rob you of your imagination, your creativity, or your curiosity.  It's your place in the world; it's your life.  Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live."  -  Mae Jemison